I am a retired schoolteacher, failed inventor, and life-long mayonnaise enthusiast. I’ve been married more than 60 years to my wife Effie, an ill-tempered, one-armed crazy cat lady, and her many, many cats.

Grandpa Wiggly is not a real person. He is a fictional character created by a “writer.” This flog (fake blog) is an interactive work of fiction and is not intended to be taken seriously.