Questions Will a gay protagonist alienate straight readers? Don’t you wonder whose great idea it was to go and whip together eggs and vinegar? Should mayonnaise be refrigerated? What happens if you don’t refrigerate mayonnaise? If you could challenge anyone, dead or alive, to a bout of fisticuffs, on his honor, who would it be and why? Have you ever been to a Lemon Party? Why is Wednesday called hump day?